当幻想与真相邂逅

今天从QueenBay回家的路上，天空是难得的晴朗，尤其是前阵子连续的阴天让人有郁闷的心情。
看看时间还早，我就兜兜上班常经过的山路，有一段直路，每每还没到时我就会转弯，所以一直很好奇那山路的尽头会是什么？
会是多年前朋友和我去过探望一位旧同事的住宅区吗？那儿有山有水还有小桥，是个不错的山区apartments.
今天突然心血来潮，就向那山路驾去，不到1分钟，你猜我看到了什么？
没错，是尽头，一条死路。
当时我真的很失望，很沮丧，没想到幻想中的住宅区会是这样的情景。
那么那原本的山区apartments在哪里呢？
我不太熟悉这里的地理，几个月前，Bayan Lepas 对我来说真的是遥远的地方，更别说是要开车经过那崎岖婉转的山路.
现实总是残酷的，那美丽的幻想被幻灭了。我以后经过时还可以想象它还是那梦幻中的山地吗？
让我知道真相是好还是坏？我真的不知道.
或许我还是可以把它想成当初的模样。
只是，一定不能再勇往直前去探窥真相了。
因为只有这样才能让我沉闷的旅途有着一丝丝的不平凡吧？
我相信只要离开预设的轨道，
到处去逛逛，
我总会与我的那片美丽景色邂逅。
只是
又有谁
懂得我的铉外之音

故事背后的启示

一只公寄居蟹找到了一只很大的空贝壳，便把贝壳清理干净，做成了自己的房子。
有了房子的公寄居蟹很快找到了一只母寄居蟹，他们快乐地生活在这个大房子里。
每天他们出门，母寄居蟹就自由快乐地遨游，觅食，而公寄居蟹背着沉重的房子艰难
地跟在母寄居蟹身后。母寄居蟹游一段路就要停下来等公蟹。
这样的生活过了没多久，有一天母寄居蟹跟着一只无拘无束的龙虾一起游走了，再也
没有回来，而公寄居蟹无法丢下他沉重的房子，只能眼睁睁地看着母寄居蟹游远、游
远、游远，渐渐消失，不见 ……

这个故事告诉我们：如果你有一所房子，那你泡妞的难度将降低。
这个故事还告诉我们：如果你的房子成为了你的重负，那么你以后的生活将变得痛苦不堪。所以在决定是否分期买房的时候请先衡量一下得与失。


一条不懂事的美丽小蛇在水边看见了一只有着漂亮花纹、皮肤超好的青蛙，不禁生出了爱慕之心。
小蛇对青蛙说：我们可以交往吗？
青蛙说：好啊好啊。
于是他们两个生活在了一起。
有一天，他们在睡觉的时候，小蛇在睡梦中不由自主地用身体将青蛙缠了起来，青蛙感觉要窒息了，就奋力挣扎，用两条强壮而有力的后腿重重地蹬在小蛇的腹部，弹了出去，然后迅速地逃走了，再也没有回来。
伤心的小蛇养好了身上的伤，却无法养好心中的伤，她对帅气漂亮的青蛙产生了恐惧感，认为会被伤害，从此她过着单身生活。这一天，一只丑陋的癞蛤蟆发现了小蛇，觉得她十分美丽，不禁生出了爱慕之心。
癞蛤蟆对小蛇说：我们可以交往吗？
小蛇看了看丑陋的癞蛤蟆，觉得他的眼神很真诚，她那颗寂寞的心动摇了，她想这只癞蛤蟆这么丑陋，应该会好好珍惜她这么漂亮的小蛇的，于是她说：好吧好吧。
于是他们两个生活在了一起。
有一天，他们在睡觉的时候，小蛇在睡梦中不由自主地用身体将癞蛤蟆缠了起来，癞
蛤蟆感觉要窒息了，就奋力挣扎，他的背上喷出了毒汁，射进了小蛇的眼睛，小蛇受痛展开了身体，癞蛤蟆趁机逃走了，再也没有回来。

这个故事告诉我们：别以为只有帅哥才会伤害女孩，丑男一样会伤害女孩，那么美丽的女孩你为何不去选择帅哥呢？

一只美丽的天鹅有一天落在地上时，看见了一只健壮的鸭子，她立刻被这只帅气的鸭子所打动，她惊诧于鸭子不同于她同类的模样，不同于她同类气质，是那么的有型，那么的另类。于是，天鹅向鸭子表明了爱意。受宠若惊的鸭子立刻接受了这份爱。从此，天鹅与鸭子在土地上生活着，在泥塘边生活着。天鹅那高贵而雪白的羽毛一天天被污脏了；天鹅那以前不会长期行走的美丽小脚红肿了；天鹅失去了云彩的抚摩，蓝天的洗涤。天鹅终于忍不住了，她总是在说：鸭子，鸭子，你学习飞翔啊，那我们就可以一起在高空中比翼双飞了。鸭子为了天鹅而努力学习飞翔，可惜他只是一只鸭子，想要飞翔，想要飞到和天鹅飞翔一样的高度实在是太难了，他实在是没有毅力了，于是他放弃了。鸭子说：天鹅，你抓住我，带我去飞吧。天鹅抓住鸭子，扇动翅膀，非常非常吃力地飞上了蓝天，在天上飞了一会儿就落地了 .鸭子笑了，鸭子觉得天上风景太美了，鸭子想爱上了天鹅真是好。在那之后的日子里，鸭子每天都要求天鹅带他飞上天，而且要求飞翔的时间也越来越长，如果天鹅不能达到要求他就会生气。
疲惫的天鹅因为爱着鸭子，虽然身心俱疲，却依然会答应鸭子的要求。
这一天，鸭子又让天鹅带他去飞上蓝天，天鹅勉强抓住鸭子飞上了，飞得很高，很高，很高，然后天鹅低下头深深地吻了鸭子，就在鸭子感觉诧异的时候，天鹅松开了抓住鸭子的手 ……

个故事告诉我们：公主爱上穷小子的故事并非没有，只是结局未必会那么完美。无
论如何，阶级总是存在的，门当户对未必就是坏观念。攀上一个富家女确实会令你生活质量提高，但并不代表你可以免于奋斗。富家女会让你飞得很高，但也会让你死得很惨。
　

破财挡灾

今天做了一件错事，连累了一人二物。
对不起---我的车，虽然你不是我的最爱，但却是我的初恋与目前的唯一。在刚开始的第一个月我就让你受伤了左前额，在四个月的今天又让你伤了右臀部。

再来就是对不起这次意外的对象-一位uncle，一位蛮和蔼可亲的uncle. 他还蛮新的Myvi 也成为这故事的主角之一。

故事是这样发生的，在Lunch time 载同事去找一位旧同事用餐的路上，因为大意和自以为是的快速倒车时，车身歪了一下子撞到了旁边在等绿灯的车子。就这样又花了我一笔。:(

我还要谢谢我的同事，她们要凑钱还我，我当然是一口拒绝了，但这份心意真的让我很贴心，谢谢你们，特别是-Ah Tin.

我下次一定会小心的。但。。。。。。我还没为我的“唯一”去看医生。这不知又要花费多少了！就当是破财挡灾吧！ :)

British English vs Malaysian English

i read this from a forward mail .....share with u all :)



Who says our English is teruk.? Just see below - Ours is simple,short,concise, straight-to-point, effective etc.........


WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS
Britons: I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.
Malaysians: No Stock.

RETURNING A CALL
Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone page for me a few moments ago?
Malaysians: Hello, who page?

ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY .
Britons: Excuse me, I'd like to get by. Would you please make way?
Malaysians: S-kew me

WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY
Britons: Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me.
Malaysians:No-need, lah.

WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION
Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?
Malaysians: (pointing the door) can ar?

WHEN ENTERTAINING
Britons: Please make yourself right at home.
Malaysians: Don't be shy, lah!

WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE
Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money.
Malaysians: Where got?

WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER
Britons: I'd prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.
Malaysians: Don't want la...

IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION
Britons: Err. Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you're coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue.
Malaysians: You mad, ah?

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE.
Britons: Excuse me, but could you please ! lower your voice, I'm trying to concentrate over here.
Malaysians: Shut up lah!

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU.
Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time.. Do I know you?
Malaysians: See what, see what?

WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION.
Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment.
Malaysians: Die-lah!!

WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED
Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened?
Malaysians: Wat happen Why like that....

WHEN SOME ONE DID SOMETHING WRONG
Britons: This isn't the way to do it here let me show you,
Malaysians: like that also don't know how to do!!!!

WHEN ONE IS ANGRY
Britons: Would you mind not disturbing me
Malaysians:Celaka u

Test

有一棵椰树长得非常高，

四子动物- 金刚，人猿，猩猩，猴子刚好经过，

他们比赛爬上去采香蕉，你猜谁先采到？

（请回答）看你属于那种性格的人

答案在下面，选完动物再看答案..........


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猩猩 = 你的性格属于笨

人猿 = 你的性格属于蠢

猴子 = 你的性格属于白痴

金刚 = 你的性格属于傻


椰子树上长香蕉啊？

兄弟姐妹们呀，看来你也是被工作折磨到不行了。。。。。。。






relax......RELAX!!!!

So Funny & Cute

很想 VS 很怕

你有过这样的经验吗？
你喜欢一个人，喜欢到周遭的朋友都知道，唯独你喜欢的那个人不哓得。
为甚么不怕别人知道，唯独他/她呢？
是怕没面子？难道让不相关的人知道又有面子吗？
是怕从此失去他/她吗? 从未拥有又何来失去？
那究竟是怕些什么呢？
是怕自尊受损？为了所谓的自尊而失去了心爱的人，真的值得吗？
如果你是旁观者的话，一定会鼓励别人勇往直前吧？
那人如果是你呢？
你又会怎样？
你对他好，你很想他知道，又怕他知道。
因为他不知道，所以他以为你对每个人都一样。
但你又有所不甘。但又不敢。
如果明天是世界末日，你一定会后悔没让他知道吧？
不甘 VS 不敢

Blogging

I merely forget how long time I didn’t listen to radio while driving to work because wrongly set my radio few months ago. Today I on my favorable channel – MyFM at 7am, and the topic discussed today really attracting my attention. The topic is about Blog, Face Book, friendster and etc.
Today only I know that face book is start by a university student who are only 23 year old (if not mistaken), who are become one of the younger millionaire in the world. The purpose for him to start the Face Book is just for introducing new students, god know he will get a huge return for just a fun?
A lot of peoples reveal that the purpose for blogging and join facebook or friendster is like to know more new friends/meet old friends, to share their feeling/experience, to find their lover, blab la bla….
Some of the gals through sms telling that they know their boy friend “劈褪“(mean have more than 1 girl friend at the same time) by reading their boy friend’s blogs. I think there must be a high possibility that for those “popular bloger” to “劈褪“because they are attractive and like to share their feelings etc.
Many of the peoples write blog is because like to write and share and lucky can found their lover from net, but why aren’t me? :(

Night Market Vs Weird

It seems raining soon, but jojo forcing me go night market with her after work. :P

Today got abnormal heavy traffic jam, from Bayan Lepas to Batu Lancang spent 1.5hour. Lucky I had bubble talk with her during this long journey to reach her home.

After put our bags in her house then we look for our dinner. Felt excited because long time didn’t go night market already. After buy a lot of foods and look for table to start our dinner, it starts raining.
We had no choice but go back her home to take our “rich” and “heavy” dinner. Need to clarify here; I only take grapes and dragon fruit as my dinner for 4 continuous days before. It does really look heavy for me. All this is due to jojo lo. She really loves to eat. She rarely online and visit here, therefore I can write whatever I like. Haha~ we only manage to finish 2/5 (or 3/5 haha) of that. The rest she forces me to take back. :(

Rain is stop when we finished our dinner. We decide to hang around for a while. When we pass by my car, she realized that one of my car’s doors not fully closed.

All of my car doors are unlooked now!!! But nothing in my car was stolen.

I just wonder why it unlocks because I already double confirm it closed before I leave. And I parked in front of a hotdog stall which got a lot of peoples Q-up. Can anybody tell me why? If done by human then why nothing missing?? What is the purpose to open it? My friend said maybe my lock got problem?? Really?? Feel weird!!!

Happy April Fools

After posted the below post, I realize that now is still 1 April 2008, I really didn’t fool you ok? Photos attached below are strongest support documents. Haha. That orientation is held on 17th & 18th, lunch and movie outing on 19th follow by holiday on 20th march……
Today I just fool by 1 person. Haha~ anyway, Happy April Fools

Orientation

After work in this company for more than 6 months, recently got a compulsory orientation need to attend. Maybe is the sake of I just convert from contract to permanent position. That orientation is previously from half day increase to two days now. Really feel funny to attend such a class with those entire new comers who just join this company. I met an ex-colleague there, so coincident, she is same department with me now. Omg, god blesses her then. Haha~

Another funny thing is, the 1st presenter for the orientation is just joining this company for 3 moths. When I told her I want to leave the class early due to a lot of ah-hoc issues need to solve. She seems scare and just let me go for the last session. :P

Another thing I need to mention here is although the buffet breakfast and lunch are free, but it really suck and the portion is really “big”. :(

~Boring time~

when free can go for gym. When free!! When free???